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I answer only interesting, well-written emails. I don’t bother with questions that you can answer for yourself by searching the site. I also make it a rule to ignore emails that are ungrammatical, unpunctuated, improperly capitalized, excessively needy, or hysterical. Under absolutely no circumstances will I talk to you on the phone, which shouldn’t need saying, but apparently does.

A couple of FYIs before you hit the email button